Seen here believing he can fly, famed astrophysicist Stephen Hawking is seeking a new graduate assistant and, obviously, I'm the man-child for the job. "ZIP ZAP, NOT...

This is a video of a Fed-Ex delivery guy throwing a flat-screen monitor over a fence into some bushes. Why? Because f*** your package, that's why. Hit...

Because the new iPhone's SIRI personal assistant was practically made for novelty purposes, here she is responding to a bunch of bull$h!t. I honestly don't know who...

Damn Mario, did you just eat like five power-up mushrooms or what? Because Post-It's practically grow on trees (like money!), "digital solutions" company Filter recreated Super Mario...

Note: Pictures are just renderings of the designs they were working from, actual photos are just now starting to show up. Because there's no better way to...

Seen here soliciting a wave from a young passenger, a member of a Paris airport's holographic staff welcomes flyers aboard their flight. GOOD -- I hate those...

8-Bit Interview is a minute and a half of video game characters applying for a job. It's hit-n-miss, but I'd still hire the following: Link, Peppy and...

This is a copy of the official termination form of some assistant manager from a Domino's in Whoknows, Orcares, USA. The important part is I happen to...

You see the guy in the upper left of the screen? He's a banker. A banker that's about to look at some naked pictures of Victoria's Secret...

This is a picture in the Dallas Cowboys stadium of a giant display that is connected to a computer that (and I'm using my Sherlock Holmes-y powers...

Yelling, as you may well know, is a great way to get your point across. And capitalization is yelling's written equivalent. Don't believe me? LET'S TAKE THIS...

He's not just driving any bus either, he's sporting that short joint (see man in wheelchair tethered in the back). Jesus. Dude texts for six minutes straight...

For those of you who haven't heard, Steve Jobs's 17-page prewritten obituary was accidentally published when somebody at Bloomberg chose the wrong button after some routine updating...