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WHAT. THE. F***?!: Fake Dragon Wieners

Bad-Dragon.com sells fake dragon wieners. Dildos, son -- I'm talking dildos. They have models that range from seadragons to faierie dragons to non-dragons like gryphons, werewolves (for...
July 8, 2011

Your Wiener, Now With More Stick-On Crystals

British men, upset that woman get to have all the 'sticker crystals on your privates' fun, have finally gotten their wish with Pejazzles: peel-off Swarovski crystal stickers...
May 20, 2011

Desecrating Childhoods: Muppet Burlesque

Note: Jump is NSFW on account of disturbing imagery (read: pastied children's show characters). Who knew Sesame Street was in the red light district? I did not....
December 5, 2010

Now That's A Niche Market: Zombie Dildos

WARNING: NSFW uncensored shot after the jump cannot be unseen I don't care how much you drink (I'm already past a gallon and can still see them...
August 25, 2010

You've Gotta Be Kidding Me: Pajama Jeans

Because Snuggies alone don't suck enough ass, somebody went and invented Pajama Jeans. What are Pajama Jeans? I don't even want to know. But you do, don't...
February 8, 2010