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Elon Musk Releases Another Track On SoundCloud

Apparently not feeling any inspiration since dropping 'RIP Harambe' back in April, 2019, Elon Musk has just released an EDM track on SoundCloud called 'Don't Doubt ur...
January 31, 2020

Newscasters Dive Under Desk During LA Earthquake

Earthquake! We're having an earthquake! Venice drum circle turns violent?? That's terrible news. So there was a 4.4-magnitude earthquake in Los Angeles this morning. It woke me...
March 17, 2014

Oh Goody: A Haunted House You Walk Through Naked

Because there's nothing more terrifying than getting scared with your loose pecker flopping around, Pennsylvania's "premier haunted scream park" Shocktoberfest will be offering nude tours of its...
September 23, 2013

Aliens Are Here, Apparently Vodka Drinkers

Aliens were recently spotted (well, not literally) hovering over Moscow and playing with the clouds above the city because they have that technology and like to make...
October 13, 2009