wasn't easy

Birthday, Back Tomorrow

Hey guys my birthday was yesterday (I'm 801 now -- and unkillable) and I'm doing some traveling today. I'll be back tomorrow and super sweet....
August 13, 2018

I Had A Birthday, It Was A Success

Note: Not my cake but that would have been cool. So I had a birthday yesterday and it was a huge success provided success is measured in...
August 13, 2012

Wine: World's Most Complicated Corkscrew

This is the world's most complicated corkscrew. It not only opens a bottle, but pours it into your glass as well. The machine was allegedly made out...
March 12, 2009