This is a video of a very impressive carrot peeling machine made and sold by vegetable processing machine manufacturer Sormac. Pretty crazy to watch, right? Even crazier...

This is a video of Italian knife vendor Giacomo Giovannitti demonstrating the incredibly sharp blade of a Japanese chef's knife by cutting almost transparent, paper-thin slices of...

This is a video demonstration of a propane gas fueled weed burning attachment for a tractor. "I thought it was going to be a tractor smoking weed."...

This is a video of Banks (presumably like Piggy Banks?) the pig getting tricked into exercising with the old carrot on a stick ruse. You know I...

This is a shot of 84-year old Mary Grams' diamond wedding ring, which she lost while weeding her Alberta, Canada garden back in 2004 and covered it...

In how to make guac in your pocket on the way to work news, this is a shot of Calavo's Avocado Halves. It's a package containing a...

This are a couple shots of an 82-year old German man's wedding band (presumably 14-carrot LOLOL), which he lost years ago while gardening. As you can see,...

This is Glass Gem Corn. It's a corn varietal with different colored kernels. I would have called it Rainbow Corn myself, but that's just me and I'm...

This is a video from Demolition Ranch demonstrating what happens to a shotgun if a carrot is stuffed down the barrel before firing, a la Bugs Bunny...

These are the 98 different raw foods that Dutch artists Lernert and Saunder cut into perfect 2.5cm cubes for a food-themed newspaper photoshoot. There's something really visually...

This is a Jawa bento box by Flickr user/food artist vingt_deux. I'm not sure what the hell it's made out of, but it looks like not a...

Pepsi, in a race to beat Coke in the battle of earth-friendlier, which, while certainly respectable, sounds like the most boring fight ever, has announced they've found...

Jurassic Park better change their lunch menu. In a report that shouldn't surprise anybody who's traveled back in time to have sex with them, numerous species of...

Note: This isn't the whole table (you can't even see General Tso's Chicken!) so click HERE to see the thing in all its super high-res glory and...

The ThermaHelm motorcycle helmet keeps your brain on ice in the event of an accident. That's important because if you'll recall those anti-drug commercials from yesteryear: a...

I don't know if you could tell by the title but I was implying that I would tear that robotic bastard limb from limb right there in...

In Japan's unending quest to grow edibles shaped like other things comes these heart and star shaped cucumbers. These cucumbers represent the cumulative efforts of an agricultural...

They're mushrooms made from radishes. Now marinate on the depth of what I just said for a second. Still with me? *wheezing* Damn, I thought I lost...