Note: Pads are actually worn INSIDE underwear. Also: is that a man or a woman? I remember posting the patent for these things way back in 2007...

Mine usually say, "this seat's taken". Fish: just like people, they can toot. Sure scientists might try to argue herring are the only ones that bust ass...

We're getting the flaming band back together. This isn't the first flamebone we've seen, this one's just new and improved. Also, one of tens of Youtube videos...