Certainly brings new meaning to 'cocktail dresses', amirite? No? Nevermind then. Seen here looking terrified at whatever she sees off camera (presumably a dog f***ing a tripod),...

So there's this Burger King in Times Square called the BK Whopper Bar (you don't even serve booze!) that's selling a 2,520 calorie, $13 Pizza Burger. WTF's...

In the best news I've heard since screwing dinos helps prevent wrinkles, drinking alcohol may help battle rheumatoid arthritis. Did you hear that, gramps? I said, "TAKE...