Solving Problems With Problems: Questionable Defensive Car Tire Popping Device
This is a video demonstration of the Catclaw tire popping device, a small plastic bubble that exposes a sharp metal point when pressure is applied. Although, based...
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Someone Used The Bathroom So Bad On A Plane It Had To Turn Around And Land 30 Minutes After Takeoff
In what many are calling a blatant act of terrorism, somebody took a shit so foul in the lavatory of a British Airways flight from London Heathrow...
Good Work: Terrorist Suicide Bomb Trainer Blows Up Class
A terrorist suicide bomb trainer operating out of Iraq accidentally triggered his live explosive vest, killing himself and 21 other would-be bombers. 'So, you find a large...
Say It Ain't So: 'Anti-Islamic Extremist' Pork-Laced Ammo
In please stop making us look bad news, a company in Idaho is selling pork-laced ammunition as a deterrent to radical Islamic terrorists. The concept is that...
Homeland Security Encourages You To Prepare For A Zombie Apocalypse (But With Ulterior Motives)
The Department of Homeland Security is encouraging citizens to be prepared for a zombie outbreak, not because they think there's going to be one, but because they...
NUKEMAP: So You'll Know What To Expect If Your House Ever Gets Atomic Bombed
NUKEMAP is a Google Maps application created by Alex Wellerstein (who may or may yes live in a fallout bunker) to visualize the area affected if a...
Man Allowed In U.S. With Picture Of Passport On iPad
Martin Reisch was allowed to cross the US border from Canada after forgetting his passport because he just so happened to have a picture of it on...
SkyNET, The Wi-Fi Attacking Quadrocopter
"Scientists" (read: terrorists) at the Stevens Institute of Technology (SIT) have attached a Linux box to a quadrocopter drone and taught it to locate Wi-Fi networks and...
British Gov. Hacks al-Qaeda Website, Replaces Bomb Making How-To w/ Cupcake Recipe
Your wife is gonna be PISSED when she finds out you blew up the sewing machine. The British Secret Intelligence Service (MI6) were able to hack an...
Vader Announces Death Of Terrorist Obi-Wan
Because I'll continue getting this tip for days to come if I don't post it, here it is -- a parody of the New York Times article...
Silent But Violent: Bin Laden Raid Stealthcopter
So you know how a SEAL team raided Bin Laden's hideout and killed him? I know, I just heard about it too. Also, that there was a...
Woopsie Daisy: Suicide Bomber Gets Blown Up Prematurely By 'Happy New Year' Text
"Wow, that firework sounded close!" An aspiring Russian suicide (you'll never make pro!) bomber, believed to be operating with the same jerkoffs that blew up part of...
Scientists Develop Bomb-Detecting Plants
"Yep, definitely a bomb." Scientists at the University of Colorado have developed the early predecessors of future "bomb-sniffing" plants (move buzz over, bees!) that can change colors...
BEWARE OF STRANGERS WITH CAMERAS
Granted he does look like the unabomber, but still. You can't go busting every photographer taking a picture of an airplane. Next thing you know we won't...
Britain Rolls Out Own Unmanned Killer Jet
Tired of not having their own manless killer plane, Britain just rolled out the $216 million Taranis, a flying deathbot drone named after the Celtic god of...
What Kind Of Damage Would An Underwear Bomb Actually Do To A Flying 747 Jetliner?
Remember the jackass that tried exploding his little terrorist genitals onboard Northwest Flight 253 over Christmas? Well the BBC set out to investigate exactly what kind of...
9/11: The World Trade Center From Space
This is a picture of the World Trade Center after the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001, taken by current commander of the International Space Station at...
Terrorist LEGO Minifigs Stir Controversy
I can't say that I'm surprised, but apparently people are taking offense to LEGO minifigs that have been modded (by BrickArms) to resemble terrorists and Nazis. Mohammed...