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Photo Evidence: Why Off-Brand Crayons Suck

It's not like anybody who's ever blind taste-tested them alongside Crayolas would need any more evidence, but here's a photo that helps explain why off-brand crayons suck...
July 29, 2011

Of Course: XBox Kinect Virtual Sex Games

"New technology -- quick, how can we use it for sex?" Note: Video after jump is NSFW due to awkward, scantily clad groping. A smut-peddling software company...
December 16, 2010

New XBox 360: Red Ring Of Death Solved

To nobody's surprise, Microsoft announced the new XBox 360 yesterday. It has a number of notable improvements over the old brick, including: shiny blackness, a 250GB drive,...
June 15, 2010

Bigfoot: "That Totally Wasn't Me"

In a turn of events that shocked no one, Bigfoot left a message for reporters in the woods claiming the recent pictures of a creature in a...
August 20, 2008

Indiana Jones Figures Are Cute, Big Headed

These are two Indiana Jones (well one Indiana, one Henry) figures available from PansonWorks. Each costs $30 and would look awesome on my bookshelf. Damn, I just...
April 9, 2008