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Guy Kills Wife After Smashing Star Wars Toys

"Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering." 30-year old Rickie La-Douche La-Touche suffocated his wife with a pillow after she destroyed the...
November 3, 2011

Man Shoots Neighbor For Telepathic Threats

Seen here looking exactly like the kind of person you'd expect to shoot a neighbor after accusing them of telepathic threats, 53-year old batshit stupid Michael Selleneil...
November 2, 2011

Gumby Tries To Rob A 7-11, Fails Miserably

This is video surveillance footage of Gumby trying to rob a 7-11 convenience store in San Diego, California. Unfortunately for him, the clerk didn't take him seriously....
September 8, 2011