Because a hundred fifteen years from now aliens will have to wade through a sea of novelty waffle makers while exploring the lifeless husk that was once...

This is a video of the Liberty University hockey team of Lynchburg, Virginia on Star Wars night (slick Vader jerseys by the way) performing a synchronized Force...

Because as Patrick Henry famously stated at the Second Virginia Convention on March 23, 1775, "Give me Star Wars everything, or give me death," these are officially...

In there better be one at my next birthday party news, this is the officially licensed Star Wars Millennium Falcon Hyperspace Jump Experience bounce house designed and...

This is 'The Child Passenger Window Decal' created by FanWraps and available for pre-order from Entertainment Earth (among other places, shipping January 2020). The see-through decal makes...

Because Star Wars everything, these are the officially licensed Star Wars Instant Pots available exclusively from Williams-Sonoma. Previously: these bootleg wraps for people with existing Instant Pots,...

Because there's money in them there galaxies far away, Samsung has announced a special edition Kylo Ren Galaxy Note10+ smartphone to be released December 10th. Some more...

This is the officially licensed Star Wars R2-D2 Popcorn Maker available exclusively from William Sonoma. The $100 hot-air popper includes a butter melter (the ramekin shaped divot...

This is a ten-light strand of indoor/outdoor Chewbacca lights available on Amazon ($27, regularly $37, *spit-takes*). They're an officially licensed Star Wars product and although I called...

These are the Millennium Falcon and TIE Fighter posable desk lamps available from Merchoid (TIE Fighter available now, Millennium Falcon shipping October 31st, $66 for either). As...

This is a short video introduction to Le Creuset's Star Wars cookware collection, including $30 R2-D2, C-3PO and BB-8 mini cocottes (small Dutch ovens), $20 Death Star...

Seen here looking like it really needs to lay off all the tauntauns, this is the $150 Star Wars Wampa Bean Bag chair available for pre-order from...

This is the custom R2-D2 and x-wing (and are those supposed to be lightsabers in the middle or more x-wing parts?) themed ceiling fan created by Redditor...

These are the Stormtrooper Galactic Pale Ale and Lightspeed Pilsner beers available exclusively from FireBox. Unfortunately, they cost $32 for an eight pack and FireBox can't ship...

This is the officially licensed Death Star PC case available for preorder from Cherry Tree. The case alone costs $650, although you can configure it with basic...

Because nothing says fancy dinner party like a Star Wars theme, this is the Death Star Cheese Set With Cheese Tools available from Amazon ($40). It features...

This is the Star Wars furniture collection from Kenneth Cobonpue. The collection includes Imperial TIE fighter armchairs, TIE fighter end tables, a Darth Sidious armchair, a Darth...

This is the $40 Star Wars Empire Panini Press available from ThinkGeek (possibly cheaper elsewhere but I'm not buying one so I didn't look, I'm kidding yes...