This is the $40 Star Wars Empire Panini Press available from ThinkGeek (possibly cheaper elsewhere but I'm not buying one so I didn't look, I'm kidding yes...

This is the officially licensed Star Wars Galactic Empire DSA Keycap Set (no keyboard included). Each PBT dye-sublimated keycap features the Aurebesh language, one of the most...

Because traditional holiday decorating just isn't complete without a healthy helping of Star Wars paraphernalia, this is the $100 'STAR WARS Jedi Master Yoda Musical Glitter Globe...

Note: I heard ThinkGeek is having a sitewide 50% CyberMonday sale today only when using coupon code DOTCOM at the checkout. Do what you want with that...

This is the entirely too expensive $45 fallen AT-AT tape dispenser created by Hallmark (of greeting card fame). It looks like an AT-AT that just got tow-cabled...

This is the Hallmark Keepsake Star Wars Death Star Lighted Christmas Tree Topper. It costs around $100, lights up blue or red with green superlaser, and can...

These are the Star Wars Original Trilogy Limited Edition Candle Sets available from Merchoid. Each movie is represented by five different candles, all representing a smell from...

This is the $60 Han Solo frozen in carbonite inflatable Halloween costume made by Rubie's Costume Company (search HERE to find out where it's available if you're...

Because someone out there needs them, these are the $85 faux marble Darth Vader and Stormtrooper head bookends available for preorder from Gentle Giant. $85 gets you...

This is the Star Wars X-Wing Black Side-By-Side 6 Piece Twin Bookcase Bed Package available from Rooms To Go. It costs *putting on cool guy shades* an...

Seen here being modeled by a lady who clearly picnics the same way I always do (alone and with a pathetic food spread) these are the $58...

This is one of those phone mounts that clips onto a car's A/C vent, except, unlike all the other ones on the market, this one looks like...

This is the Star Wars Yoda Metal Bookend available from Hallmark ($20). It's similar in style to these superhero bookends posted previously. When used correctly (read: putting...

These are several shots of London's Heathrow Airport's tribute to Star Wars Day, in the form of their electronic departure signs. And, just as my luck would...

Because Star Wars everything, especially novelty kitchen gadgets, this is the $50 Death Star hot air popcorn popper. The top half of the Death Star is actually...

This is the £50 (~$70) Star Wars Darth Vader Stovetop Kettle available from The Fowndry. It holds 1.7 liters, looks like a minimalist Darth Vader helmet with...

This is the £30 (~$43) Star Wars Death Star Pet Cave available from The Foundry. It measures 16.5-inches round and is an officially licensed Star Wars product...

This is the $1,700 S.T. Dupont Star Wars X-Wing Ballpoint Pen (there's also an identically designed $1,000 Fountain Pen version available if you're super poor). Each pen...