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No: Pedo Book On Sale For Amazon Kindle

Despite always turning down my manuscripts, apparently Amazon doesn't really care what kind of books it sells for its Kindle e-book reader. Case in point: The Pedophile's...
November 10, 2010

Turns Out Darth Vader Was Just Mentally Ill

Seen here cupping his imaginary friend's balls, a recent study indicates that Darth Vader might have actually suffered from Borderline Personality Disorder (BPD). I know, I'm shocked...
June 7, 2010

Want A Mini-Robot Version Of Yourself?

If you answered yes, I want you to leave your name and address in the comments section, as I'd like to send you some anthrax literature. You...
February 5, 2009

The Tampon Mona Lisa For Sale On eBay

Tampon Mona Lisa (AKA Bleeding Lisa, AKA Bitching and Moaning Lisa) is just that, a picture of Mona Lisa with a bunch of tampons glued on. It's...
January 27, 2009

How Not To Play Wii

This is how you don't play Wii. SPOILER ALERT (LIKE THE STILL ABOVE WASN'T ENOUGH): With a dog humping you from behind while you scream in ecstasy....
September 9, 2008

Aiko Robot Doesn't Like Being Touched

Canadian robot lover Trung Le built himself a female android named Aiko and gave a few public demonstrations of what she's capable of. Basically she can give...
November 19, 2007