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Taurus Yanks 28-Gauge Handgun From Show

PEWPEWPEW! Taurus (the gun manufacturer) recently added a 28-gauge version of their 'Raging Judge' series of boomsticks at the recent SHOT Show but later pulled it from...
January 31, 2011

BOOM!: iPad Not Shotgun Blast Survivable

According to this dumb-as-f*** ad for tax-preparer FreeTaxUSA.com, paying too much for tax preparation is a lot like an iPad getting blasted with a shotgun. Great analogy,...
August 18, 2010

For Zombie Slayin': The Husqvarna 355Fx

Everybody has their own personal weapon preference when it comes to braining zombies. Some prefer shotguns, others crowbars, and I like to swing my penis around like...
June 17, 2010

*PEW PEW* GLUG GLUG: The Beer Gun

As a man-child who's no stranger to chugging beers and puking on himself and then losing a shoe and cell phone only to find them both in...
May 19, 2009

Avon Selling The Resident Evil T-Virus

So apparently Avon is selling the T-virus to unsuspecting women who want fuller, plumper looking faces. Little do they know they're gonna get just the opposite! First...
March 13, 2009

BOOM, Headshot!: Sniping App For iPhone

Now you can shoot things with better accuracy thanks to BulletFlight, a $10 application available for the iPhone and iPod Touch. Users can mount their iPod touch...
January 20, 2009