Finally, A Slice Of Pizza On A Paper Plate Night Light
For those of us without millions of dollars, this is the $6 Pizza Night Light designed by Steph Mantis. It looks like a little slice of cheese...
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Needle To The Vein: GO CUBES, Chewable Coffee Bites
These are GO CUBES, soft chewable coffee bites manufactured by San Francisco based company Nootrobox. The bites come in mocha, pure drip and latte flavors and each...
RAWR, Cookies!: Silicone T-Rex Head Oven Mitt
Because every single product should be available in both Star Wars and dinosaur themes, this is the $15 silicon T-Rex Oven Mitt designed and sold by ThinkGeek....
Eating Utensils (Literally): The Edible Spoon Maker
This is the Edible Spoon Maker, a real coming-soon product. You just use the included spoon-shaped cookie cutter to cut the dough of your choice, put it...
Clever Raiders Of The Lost Ark Melting Nazi Face Candle
This is the $32 Melting Toht Candle available from Firebox. As it burns, it looks more and more like brutal Gestapo agent Arnold Ernst Toht as his...
Star Wars Plushy Character Bouquets For Valentine's Day
These are the $60 Star Wars character plushy bouquets available from ThinkGeek. They come in three varieties: droids, stormtroopers and Darth Vader, and mixed characters. Each plushy...
Man Bathes In, Then Tries To Escape Bathtub Filled With 500 Pounds Of Crystal Clear Putty
This is a video from Vat19 of an employee sinking into a bathtub filled with 500 pounds of their Liquid Glass Thinking Putty, then trying to get...
Because Waking Up Is Hard: Caffeinated Toothpaste
Power Toothpaste is toothpaste infused with caffeine. That caffeine will be absorbed by your gums when you brush in the morning (you do brush your teeth in...
The Ruggie, An Alarm Clock Rug That Only Turns Off When You Step On It With Both Feet
The Ruggie is an alarm clock in a rug that only turns off after you stand on it with both feet for three seconds or more (it...
I'm Asleep Already: Hoodie w/ Inflatable Pillow In Hood
Forget pillow hoodies, I wanna learn to hover-sleep like that guy! The Hypnos is a hoodie that has an inflatable pillow insert in the back of the...
Wizard Hoodie With Light And Sound Effects That Correspond To Different Spells You Can Cast
The Technomancer 2.0 Digital Wizard Hoodie is a $120 hoodie available from ThinkGeek (previously an April Fools' joke that they made real). The hoodie has accelerometers in...
Hoodie With An Integrated Pouch For Your Cat
The Mewgaroo Hoodie (~$50) is a hoodie with a giant pouch on the front for a kitty to curl up in. Also works for small dogs. The...
Because Star Wars: Lightsaber Fork Spoon And Knife Set
Because I'm convinced it's somebody's (and possibly multiple people's) job to make sure every product is available with a Star Wars theme, this is the $15 Star...
Look At Me, I'm Wicket: The Ewok Ears Hooded Scarf
This is the Star Wars Ewok Knit Hooded Scarf available from ThinkGeek. It costs $25 and kind of makes you look like an Ewok. I say kind...
So, It's Come To This (And I Want Out): Clip-In Man Buns
Groupon (of all places) is selling these clip-in man buns for men who want hair buns but don't have the hair or know-how. They're allegedly a $65...
Mmmm, Hair: Ultra Furry Chewbacca Can Koozie
This is the $11 Star Wars Chewbacca Can Cooler available from ThinkGeek (previously: this much less furry one from Entertainment Earth). It gives a user that authentic...
Real Products That Exist: The Death Star Waffle Maker
This is the $40 Death Star Waffle Maker available from ThinkGeek. It makes a single 7-inch Death Star waffle at a time. Now, by a show of...
Fallout Nuka Cola Quantum Coming Game Release Day
Thanks to the request I made in that article about Fallout beer, Bethesda has announced a partnership with Jones Soda to bring real Fallout Nuka Cola Quantum...