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Stay Away!: Cthulhu Face Masks With Tentacles

These are the Cthulhu face masks printed and sewn and sold by Well Done Goods (previously: their Alien facehugger masks). The HP Lovecraft inspired masks are available...
May 20, 2020

Sure, Why Not?: Llama Shaped Pepper Spray

Llamas: just like me, they spit when they're irritated. "You're gross." *starts hocking* Enter the Llama Shaped Pepper Spray designed and sold by Pepperem ($30). Each llama...
September 18, 2019

Safety First: Surplus Bulletproof Camo Codpieces

In dream modeling jobs news, these are the genuine British military issue blast shorts with Kevlar inserts available from Sportsman's Guide ("like new", $45). Obviously, the surplus...
April 26, 2019