This is the second N-64 coffee table built by Keenan Bosworth, this time for a friend. Keenan's friends must be better than mine because I would NEVER...

Yes, that's really my local liquor store. Yes, they really open at six every morning. Yes, I've been there when they unlock the door. HAAAAAAAAPPY HOLIDAYS!! Hope...

Now I know what you're wondering, "Jesus, GW -- are you really posting this just so you don't have to bookmark the product page to find it...

Poopsenders.com is a service that allows you to send bags of animal feces to people you don't like. I assume it was created by a zoo employee...

There's nothing I can't stand more than a screaming child. If I ever have children they're never gonna scream. Or cry. Or, God willing, know who their...

This is a little cartoon of Christmas in the Skywalker household. Looks similar to mine, but with less spiked eggnog and my aunt swinging from the chandelier...

This is an old-ass clip from 1978 of a Star Wars themed holiday special (Wookie family at 5:00!). But, since there's no Jesus in the Star Wars...

Hell yeah a bacon of the month club. Truthfully, I only thought there was one kind of bacon (delicious), but what do I know? I'm just a...