When you think of a bad stage dive you you probably think of a crowd parting like the Red Sea and a musician falling flat on their...

This is a video of Kiwi the parakeet demonstrating his ability to perfectly imitate the sound of a zipper being zipped. How is he so good at...

Seen here looking suspiciously like the machine they used to create Wolverine, this is a video demonstration of the 2,500-watt LaserSharp Denim HD Abrasion System doing its...

Seen here attending a topless denim festival, a group of women model their Spinali Design Essential jeans (and shorts and skirt, $76 - $109). The jeans can...

Wait -- caution, need to take a break or caution, never should have started? In other painful below the belt news, these are the Electric Sexy Drum...

These are the custom Cel shaded pants Borderlands style Comic book jeans Cosplay Pants (I just copied her product title if you couldn't tell) available from Etsy...

These are believed to be the oldest pants in the world, recently excavated from a tomb in China. They belonged to a nomadic herder, who likely wore...

Transform and-- ooooh, I like your pants. This is the gingerbread Optimus Prime made by a friend of a friend of Redditor downvotedagain. Is the girl in...

Excuse me miss, I think you forgot something. "Yes?" A scrunchie! Wrangler, a brand best known for conjuring up images of tight-assed cowboys whenever you think of...

This is a $90 glowing coin slot belt buckle by Insignificant Fish Industries. I'm not sure who the insignificant fish is, but you better not say Nemo...

In hipster-heartbreaking news, some doctors are now claiming that ultra-tight "skinny" jeans are causing leg-related health problems, and at least one really fantastic looking bulge in the...

Seen here looking suspiciously like a burnt steak and a half-eaten pickle, two of the seven beach rocks a 43-year old woman was carrying when her shorts...

These are some cute assed (LITERALLY!) Hello Kitty pants etsy user Mazter knit for her daughter. Only catch is, she isn't selling the pants themselves, just the...

That's gonna feel great in your ass. Apparently tactical pants are a real thing. Personally, I think MacGyver would argue any pair of pants can be tactical...

So apparently starting with issue #600 (out today), Wonder Woman is hanging up her patriotic panties for yoga pants. In other news, Wonder Woman comic book sales...

I'm really proud of that title I came up with. No, no I'm not. But I am the proud parent of a Liberty Middle School honor roll...

Because Snuggies alone don't suck enough ass, somebody went and invented Pajama Jeans. What are Pajama Jeans? I don't even want to know. But you do, don't...

You like how I worked both pants AND shirt into the title? I know, it's like I stuffed a whole outfit into that bitch. And let me...