This is the officially licensed Dungeons & Dragons D20 lamp available from Firebox ($37, possibly other places for cheaper -- do your research or be like me...

Because as Patrick Henry famously stated at the Second Virginia Convention on March 23, 1775, "Give me Star Wars everything, or give me death," these are officially...

This is the officially licensed Nintendo Entertainment System themed hoodie available from Merchoid. It costs $55 and makes you look like everybody's favorite 1980's video game console....

This is the officially licensed Death Star PC case available for preorder from Cherry Tree. The case alone costs $650, although you can configure it with basic...

These are the presumably for-display-only officially licensed Game Of Thrones Dragon Egg Candles available from ThinkGeek. The complete set of three (Drogon, Viserion and Rhaegal) unscented (they...

This is the $33 officially licensed USB powered Yoshi Egg Light available for pre-order from Firebox (among other places, do your research and don't blame me if...

This is the officially licensed Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom T-Rex Pool Float. It costs $40, measures 70-inches from tip to tail and why did they bother paying...

This is the Avengers Infinity War Gauntlet Rings Bracelet available from ThinkGeek ($35). It's an officially licensed (personally I would have skirted that) piece of jewelry and...

These are the officially licensed 'Starfleet 2364' heavy denim jackets available from Volante Design's Superhuman Streetwear collection. They're available in both men's and women's fits in Command...

This is the $20 Stranger Things Ouija board. It's a Ouija board with a Joyce Byers' Christmas light Upside Down alphabetic communicator theme. Personally, I feel like...

This is the officially licensed Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol 2 Star-Lord faux leather jacket available for pre-order from Anovos. It costs $575 *chokes on astronaut ice...

This is a $30 officially licensed plushie version of Jim Henson's worm from Labyrinth. You remember that worm, right? He always creeped me out. Honestly, pretty much...

This is the officially licensed Star Trek TNG Picard Facepalm Mousepad available exclusively from ThinkGeek (previously only available as unlicensed bootlegs using the image I uploaded to...

Because novelty Star Wars kitchen products is apparently a booming market right now, this is the $22 officially licensed Star Wars Lightsaber Pizza Cutter available from The...

Just in time for the mini-series finale this Sunday, this is the $12 official X-Files Coloring Book available from IAm8Bit. The 32-page book contains 16 original illustrations...

Fox has announced it will be releasing officially licensed Duff beer in Chile (and more South American and European countries next year) to combat the unlicensed knock-offs...

This is the $150 officially licensed Han Solo frozen in carbonite mini fridge available from ThinkGeek (soon to be GameGeekThinkStop, who will buy back your previously used...

These are the $40 officially licensed Doctor Who Sonic Screwdriver BBQ Tongs available for pre-order from Entertainment Earth (shipping in October, probably also available elsewhere). The tongs...