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Genius Website: Selleck Waterfall Sandwich

Tom Selleck is arguably one of the most attractive men ever created in my likeness. So you couple his natural panty-wetting capabilities with an awe-inspiring waterfall and...
February 1, 2010

Bottle 'Staches: For Those Who Can't Commit

Can't commit to growing a sweet freaking mustache? Or maybe you just can't grow facial hair? Whatever the case, these Pops Staches from Shane Blomberg, Andrew Reeves...
May 28, 2009

A Little Holiday Something From Me To You

No need to thank me folks, just spreading some holiday, um, nipple-stache. And remember, it's not too late to add "new eyes" to your last minute Christmas...
December 24, 2008