Willow, A Hands-Free, Wearable Under-The-Bra Breast Pump
I'm going to be honest: I don't know a lot about breast pumps. That's probably pretty shocking to hear from a man in a doctor's lab coat,...
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The Most Important Meal Of The Day: Guy Eats 3 Pounds Of Cinnamon Toast Crunch And Gallon Of Milk In 17-Min
Because some people believe that breakfast is such the most important meal of the day that it should be the only meal of the day, this is...
Praise The Lord: Marshmallow Peep Flavored Milk Is Back
Just in time for Easter, Prairie Farms is releasing another limited edition of Peep flavored milk, this time with two new additions to the lineup -- strawberry...
*Licking Lips*: Spa In Chicago Offering Breast Milk Facials
Mud, a new spa in Chicago, is offering $40 breast milk facials. Apparently breast milk has all sorts of health benefits (you infants know what I'm talking...
This Is Why I'm Getting Fatter: Red Velvet OREO Coming
Because what better way of speeding up the process of proving to your partner you'll still love them even if they're fat and ugly, OREO has announced...
All The Rage: Lifelike Japanese Dolls That Squirt Drink Out Of One Breast When You Squeeze The Other
Note: Video is entirely NSFW unless you work somewhere really cool. Seen here being waxed on by Mr. Miyagi, this is a video of the $5,000 realistic...
Count Me In: Chocolate Chip Cookie Shot Glasses
These are the chocolate chip shot glasses designed by New York City pastry chef Dominique Ansel. If his name sounds familiar, it's because Dominique is also responsible...
WTF Did I Just Watch? (Over And Over And Over): Guy Destroys X-Box With Ground Meat, Chocolate Milk, Urine
Warning: Video does contain some golden showers at the end (that's pervert talk for peeing on something). You can't see his pecker though. So apparently this video...
Mmmm: Milk That Tastes Like It's Already Had Cereal In It
Cow Wow Cereal Milk is a line of milk that tastes like it's already had cereal marinating in it. They come in six different flavors representing six...
Strong Bones, Sexy Dresses: Fabric Made From Milk
Seen here making a giant Spongebob costume, 28-year-old German biochemist/fashion designer Anke Domaske pretends to measure something while an older lady dozes off behind her. Anke recently...
China's "Cows That Can Produce Human Breast Milk" Project PUMPING Right Along
"Here's to nipples...without 'em boobs would have no point." Pumping, get it?! Me neither, I thought it had something to do with breasts. Give me a break,...
The Ol' Food Coloring And Dish Soap In A Bowl Full Of Milk Trick (Plus Bonus Krang!!)
I can't get enough of this dude's voice! Take a bowlful of milk (SANS CEREAL), add a couple drops of every color of food coloring you have...
Dione And Rhea, Saturn's Space Knockers
Not particularly great names for boobs, but what are you gonna do? Crash a rocket into them and make cheese out all the moon-milk? You bet your...
But I Like It Sour: Fancy Jug Detects Bad Milk
The Cravendale (personally, I'm Cravenchip) milk jug can detect sour milk and, provided it's not April Fool's, tell you so. Oh yeah? Ain't no jug's stupid opinion...
Uh-Oh: Link Out Of Hearts AND Lon-Lon Milk
Link. Link. LINK! Nooooooooooooooo!! Somebody fetch this little guy a fairy, STAT! Damnit Tink, what the hell good are you gonna do? But while you're here --...
You Can't Go Wrong With Count Chocula: The 'What Cereal Should I Eat' Flowchart
This is the 'What Should I Eat?' flowchart (high-res version HERE) for cold breakfast cereals (the best kind -- suck it cream of wheat!). It was made...
Mmmm, That's Milky: 648 Megapixel Milky Way
This is a 648 megapixel composite (higher-res version HERE) of the Milky Way created by physicist (and all around badass) Axel Mellinger. Good lookin', Axel. Physicist Axel...
Delicious: The Spoonful Of Cereal USB Drive
This is a USB drive that looks like a spoonful of cereal. And, just like Mary Poppins would say, "a spoonful of cereal helps the....WHY ARE THERE...