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Packing On Pounds: Stuffed Hamburger Press

The Stuffed Hamburger Press molds two hamburger patties into concave 'bowls' so you can put a shit-ton more cheese and bacon inside before sealing them together and...
February 23, 2011

Real Vampires Suck Homeless Man's Blood

Proving that real vampires aren't attractive and that Edward Cullen character is just a guy who spends waaaay too much time in the makeup aisle at Target,...
October 13, 2010

But WHY Would You?: If You Printed Twitter...

If you printed Twitter...you should really reevaluate your life. Also, you completely depleted Earth's natural resources. Way to go, dick. But wait, there's more! Hit the jump...
January 25, 2010