Note: Mrs. Howell all day, every day. So I'm on a Caribbean cruise all week with my family and 3,100 octogenarians, many with mobility issues, and most...

This is a short video of a good boy demonstrating his very well adjusted sea legs aboard a rocking crabbing boat. So, if you were ever wondering...

This is a video from Cozumel, Mexico of the Carnival Glory cruise ship casually ripping a hole in a stern dining room (plz, no Glory hole jokes)...

Note: Volume, wind. This is a short video from St. Maarten (where I wish we both were right now arguing over tropical cocktails) of a mega yacht...

This is a video of sailor Lasse Schwarz attempting to prepare food aboard a large sailboat during rough seas in the North Atlantic. That does not look...

This is a video from the coast of Stromboli (a small Italian island north of Sicily) of some boaters getting a good look at one of the...

Seen here being modeled by a bunch of kids with no parents or alcoholic beverages (or any beverages for that matter) in sight, this is the Bay...

Note: Lots of loud screaming, but the cursing is bleeped. This is a video from a fishing boat about 30 miles off the coast of Point Pleasant,...

This is a video from Caringbah, New South Wales, Australia, of a man trying to stop his runaway boat by hanging onto the trailer coupler for dear...

Haha -- throw those hands up, buddy! In 'that looks exactly like the kind of couple who I'd imagine would show up late for their departing cruise...

This is a video from (where else?) Wildwood, Florida of an airboat that's still on its tow trailer pushing the truck its attached to that's run out...

This is a video of a couple intrepid explorers maniacs with a jet boat blasting their craft across the rocky flats connecting two bodies of water. I...

This is a video from the Comox Marina on Vancouver Island of a 27-year old male orca grabbing the anchor line of an unoccupied sailboat and towing...

"Hit the gas Doug." This is a short video of some intrepid do-it-yourselfers trying to lift a boat engine out of the vessel with an engine hoist...

Note: Larger version HERE just in case troll feet tickle your fancy. This is a picture posted by a member of a boating group on Facebook who...

This is a video from the Honduran island of Raotan of the MSC Armonia cruise ship coming into port way too fast and destroying the dock. Where...

This is a video demonstration of a boat being christened with a $15 Galleyware Christening Bottle, a fake bottle of champagne (it has bubble bath in it...

This is a fascinating timelapse of the AIDAprima cruise ship being built from the bottom up, because apparently that's how they build them (I'm as shocked as...