This is the 'Fanny DeVito' fanny pack available for pre-order from The Cryptic Closet ($35, shipping in April). As you can see, it looks like Dan DeVito's...

This is one of the 'Love cat handmade grey sweater women wool aran pullover knitwear halloween ugly christmas funny cats fur yarn sweater jumper cables' knitted and...

These are the officially licensed Pixar Toy Story Pizza Planet delivery sneakers available from Hot Topic. Like most things Disney and Pixar, I expected them to be...

Because YOLO, these are high heel Croc sandals. They're available in platinum/wild orchid or black on black and cost $225 on Amazon for some reason, presumably because...

These are the ridiculous smartphone ankle holders spotted at a recent Maison Margiela fashion show with a theme that was supposed to explore futurism and technology (you...

Because who couldn't afford to lose a few charisma points, this is the Crit Success d20 Banded Trilby hat designed and sold by ThinkGeek. It costs $30,...

After purchasing the dress at auction for a purse-emptying $4.8 million, the Ripley's Believe It Or Not museum in San Francisco now has Marilyn Monroe's iconic 'Happy...

These are the 3-piece animal ring sets designed and sold by Bangkok-based jewelry designer Mary Lou. The pieces are available in her Etsy store for around $120/set....

This is the Vivienne Westwood t-shirt that Twitter user princess katie's mom bought her. She bought it because she thought it "was just cool patterns", but Katie...

These are the geode inspired lip makeup designs created by makeup artist Johannah Adams. They are all the rage on Instagram right now. Plus food, friends bragging,...

These are the Polypodis high heels made by shoe designer Kermit Tesoro. They look like you're walking on a bunch of octopus tentacles. *eyeballing tentacle sticking into...

These are the Meteorite shoes created by Studio Swine for Microsoft (presumably for an ad, but possibly because Bill Gates has a meteor fetish). They 3-D scanned...

Seen here being modeled by a group of women that look like they're ready to kill (and I suspect at least the two on the left already...

This is a recently released mini-dress (~$105) and set of leggings (~$80) from Black Milk Clothing (of all of these other crazy ladywear things fame). Just a...

Note: Full-res version HERE in case you want to study them so you can run to Jo-Ann Fabrics after work and make yourself one. This is a...

This is a series of Superhero inspired ensembles put together by B For Bel from existing clothing lines as part of her Cartoon Closets series. I posted...

This is a small series of wigs made entirely out of LEGO bricks for a high fashion photo shoot by Elroy Klee. Me? I am the lowest...