This is the $33 officially licensed USB powered Yoshi Egg Light available for pre-order from Firebox (among other places, do your research and don't blame me if...

This is the officially licensed Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom T-Rex Pool Float. It costs $40, measures 70-inches from tip to tail and why did they bother paying...

These are the impressively detailed zombie, monster, yeti, robot and dinosaur silicone ice pop molds created by Tovolo and available on Amazon (~$11 - $16 depending on...

This is the $40 cast iron t-rex bottle opener made by SUCK UK (but available on Amazon for $30). The solid cast iron t-rex measures 10.2″ x...

This is a short video released by Industrial Light & Magic showing some of the very impressive CGI that went into bringing Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom to...

This is a video created in Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator of 3,000 t-rex battling 20,000 Jedi wielding an absolute Skittles rainbow of lightsaber colors. Who wins? SPOILER...

This is the Kickstarter for Jurassic Blocks, 5-inch by 5-inch acrylic displays containing 15 different genuine dinosaur fossils. Pretty cool, although they cost $175 - $200, which...

The discovery of fossilized bones in South Africa have led scientists to believe they've found a new world's largest dinosaur (and overall land animal), a 26,000 pound...

These are the Jurassic Park inspired Baby Raptor Tiki Mugs available from Mondo (search 'raptor' on their website if you're serious about buying me one). The 16-ounce...

Note: Artist's rendition above 100% inaccurate in regards to distance to earth. NASA has announced a 'potentially hazardous' asteroid will pass by earth on August 29th, at...

This is the steel t-rex skull trailer hitch cover made to order by the custom metalworkers at Harkaway and sold through Amazon. They cost around $75 and...

This is the $15 NACHOsaurus snack and dip dish set (previously: kinda similar plastic dinosaur taco holders). When filled with triangular nacho chips it looks like a...

This is a video of a litter of Jack Russell Terrier puppies doing battle against a RoboRaptor robotic dinosaur toy. I'm happy to report the puppies showed...

This is the $650 Faux Dragon or Dinosaur Foot Waste Basket available from Regal Robot. Since each foot is hand-finished to order, you can request if you...

This is a video tour of the Jurassic Park map created in Far Cry 5's Arcade mode by Youtube channel Forge Labs (previously: a LOST island map...

As much as I love fire, sometimes it's not okay. This is one of those times. Here's the heartbreaking footage of a life-size t-rex statue in full...

Seen here at the exact moment he spotted a t-rex while his copilot points at a f***ing tree, a young boy prepares to steer his new Jurassic...

Apparently the Science Museum Of Minnesota's purple 'Thunder Lizard' Brontosaurus hoodies have been selling like hotcakes ever since Dustin wore one in Stranger Things and people found...