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Astronomers Discover Two Old Black Holes

Astronomers at the University of Arizona recently discovered two really old-ass black holes. Interesting, scientists, but maybe you should consider careers in Geriatric ASStronomy (shoot me now,...
April 1, 2010

Large Hadron Collider Still Not Colliding

Apparently now that the LHC has Google doing its bidding, it's taking it easy and won't become operational anytime soon. Unless September is considered soon, in which...
February 10, 2009

Blacker Than Black: The Darkest Material

Researchers have recently made a material so dark it absorbs 99.9% of light, the closest yet to a "pure" black. The substance has a total reflective index...
October 14, 2008

Large Hadron Collider Gets New Name

The Royal Society of Chemistry in London recently held a contest to rename the Large Hadron Collider. The votes are in, and the doomsday machine's new name...
September 18, 2008

This Is What Happens...

When the CERN Large Hadron Collider starts crashing particles into shit next month. I can hardly wait! Hit the jump for a highly questionable (yet informative) video...
August 27, 2008