Don't feel bad, turkey, you're not the first one to court a bottle of bourbon, believe me. I was *this close* to marrying one before the EPT...

Happy Mother's Day mothers! I hope you're all having a great one. And for you non-mothers out there: sorry, today's not your day. But no complaining --...

Remember Alfie Patten, the 13-year old that got his 15-year old girlfriend pregnant? Well, turns out he's not the father after all, and ogres really are the...