NOTE: No actual nakedness, but still NSFW on account of simulated sex acts. CRANK UP THE VOLUME AND INVITE EVERYBODY IN YOUR WORKGROUP OVER. If you are...

Note: Remaining photos are probably NSFW on account of cartoon nipples. This is a small series titled 'Dirtyland' by artist Dillon Boy. It features Disney princesses in...

Because the world is chock-full of nerdy perverts, the folks over at Wood Rocket (of Spongebob Squarepants p0rn parody fame) have created a series of Game of...

Give it to me straight -- does it act like a spring when you jump? Never met a nipple you didn't like? THINK AGAIN. Just a brief...

Bad-Dragon.com sells fake dragon wieners. Dildos, son -- I'm talking dildos. They have models that range from seadragons to faierie dragons to non-dragons like gryphons, werewolves (for...

Note: Video after the jump has some NSFW humping sounds, watch it with your ear to the speaker. Ever wonder what kind of conversation might be had...

Note: Video audio is VERY NSFW on account of "motherf'er'" over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. This is a...

This is a dirty Princess Peach figure from Entertainment Earth (pre-order, $120). Think 'Precious Moments', then forget everything you know about Precious Moments and think Princess Peach...

Note: Commercial after the jump probably NSFW on account of asses and moaning. According to tipster Donald, this ad for Top Spin 4 is the 'Best Commercial...

Note: Jump probably NSFW on account of cartoon fantasies coming to life. Anime characters: they're smokin' hot, amirite? WRONG!! THEY'RE ALL LIKE 12 YOU F***ING SICKOS. "Hello,...

Note: Jump is NSFW on account of disturbing imagery (read: pastied children's show characters). Who knew Sesame Street was in the red light district? I did not....

Note: Jump is very NSFW and very NOT UNSEEABLE. Textbook definition of cannot be unseen. You have been warned. "Honey, look -- it's Homer!" "Oh my God...

Note: Video after the jump is VERY NSFW due to language and subtitles. Also, it may spoil the end of LOST if you haven't seen it (the...

Note: There's no way you can read that version because it's so small which is good because it's filled wiht nothing but seriously NSFW language so make...

Great, now I want a Code Red. F***ing love that stuff. I'll even finish a bottle that's been rolling around in the backseat of my burning-hot car...

Note: Video is after the jump and is NSFW or home because how the f*** are you gonna explain this to your girlfriend when she finds it?...

Note: Video is after the jump and NSFW NSFW NSFW due to 360-degrees of penis plus naked chick with bubble butt. This is a video of some...

This is a girl bodypainted (link NSFW) in a Mass Effect getup (link NSFW). That's all I know, but, honestly, I don't even need to know that...