Dudes In Pickup Truck Bed Pool Get Wave Pooled Hard In McDonald's Drive-Thru

May 21, 2020

This is a short video of a group of fun-loving dingalings hanging out in the tarp pool they constructed in the back of a pickup truck and took for a ride to the local McDonald's drive-thru. After receiving their order, the driver then accelerates and stops hard, leading at least one unwell-wisher to hope the McFlurry machine wasn't the only thing broken that day.

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Violinist Performs Both The Theme And Sound Effects For Super Mario Bros.

May 21, 2020


This is a violinist of Japanese violinist Teppei Okada performing both the theme and sound effects for Super Mario Bros. levels 1-1 and 8-4, and the sound effect for the koopa shell against the stairs 1-up trick in level 3-1. Man, I still remember when my brother and I were playing Super Mario Bros. one time growing up and I managed to convince him one of the pits in a water level was actually a warp zone. Then he died and it was my turn again. Honestly, it's probably still one of the greatest moments of my life. I also used to attack him with my Game Boy like it was a brick and whip him with the connector cord whenever he'd beat me in 2-player linked Tetris.

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Satisfying Video Of A Long Concrete Staircase Being Built

May 21, 2020

This is a video of Anthony of West Coast Custom Concrete ("The Best In The West") narrating and discussing the build of the long concrete staircase his company constructed from the street to a home's backyard far below, as its being built. It was surprisingly satisfying to watch. Me? If that had been my company building those stairs it would look a lot less like a job well done and a lot more like a muddy slope and me south of the border with the half cost of the project I requested up front. "You wouldn't!" *twisting ends of fake mustache* Dos cervezas por favor.

Keep going for the video, which really was enjoyable to watch and I don't even have a concrete fetish.

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Classically Trained Soprano Belts Out Original Star Trek Theme Backed By Orchestra

May 21, 2020


This is a video of Spanish classically trained soprano Laura Ruhí Vidal giving a surprise performance of the original Star Trek theme with orchestral backing to a delighted audience during a concert by the Rainer Hersch Orkestra. Now those are some golden pipes. My pipes? My pipes are concrete and have sludge and Ninja Turtles running through them.

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Classic: Mississippi Governor Pranked Into Reading 'Harry Azcrac' Name During Virtual Graduation Ceremony

May 21, 2020


In real mature news, Mississippi governor Tate Reeves was pranked into reading 'Harry Azcrac' as a name during a Facebook Live virtual graduation ceremony for Florence High School, his alma mater. Some more info while I painfully relive tripping and falling on stage during my own high school graduation and the principal whispering "You're a dork" in my ear while accepting my diploma:

A video clip became the butt of jokes on Twitter, and the governor handled it with good humor.

"Harry's submitter has a bright future as a Simpson's writer!" Reeves tweeted, also noting that he would be back online reading more graduates' names: "Maybe even Ben -- the pride of the Dover family."

Well it's nice he handled it with good humor. There's nothing worse than somebody taking a lighthearted prank and not handling it well. Take my last prank for example. "You duct-taped your roommate to the dresser and set his bed on fire. To my credit though I did think we had a fire extinguisher.

Keep going for the video while I light some incense and write another roommate wanted ad.

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Ford Files Patent For Roof-Retractable Cover That Blankets Car In Solar Panels When Parked

May 21, 2020


This is the diagram accompanying Ford's patent application for a roof-retractable "cocoon" that blankets a parked vehicle with a solar panel array to steal the sun's energy and use it for its own. Some more details while I yell at the sun for being so bright when it knows I forgot my sunglasses today:

The tarp, made from a shape-memory polymer, would protect the car from the elements, while harnessing energy from the sun.

Since the flexible solar tarp would dramatically increase the surface area compared to a simple roof panel, it could capture much more solar power. The patent application also describes a variant of the invention which could automatically retract when it receives a signal that the driver is ready to retrieve their car from its parking space.

Interesting, but do you think the concept *putting on cool guy shades* will ever see the light of day? "I thought you said you forgot your sunglasses." I did, I'm actually just holding up magnifying glasses. "You blind yet?" Definitely getting close.

Thanks to Mark B, who agrees plus you can get freaky under there without anybody seeing.

Playing Half-Life With All Sounds Replaced With Samples From 90's Rave Tracks And Sample CDs

May 21, 2020


This is a two hour Twitch video of user GrahamDunning playing Half-Life with all the in-game sounds replaced with various 90's rave music samples, basically making it a two hour impromptu rave concert. Not a very good one, mind you, but I've paid to see far, far worse. Mostly friends' shitty bands.

Keep going for the video, but definitely feel free to skip around while I shut the blinds, turn off all the lights in my office and start swinging glow sticks on shoestrings.

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Foster The People's 'Pumped Up Kicks', Medieval Style

May 21, 2020


This is a medieval instrumental version of Foster The People's 2011 (where does time go?) hit about the homicidal thoughts of a troubled youth 'Pumped Up Kicks', as created by Youtuber Cornelius Link. I also included a BONUS 80's synthwave remix of the song because it was in the sidebar when I was grabbing this video. What can I say, I dig deep. "You don't dig at all." I toss the flowers on the mulch and hope life finds a way.

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