Because poor decision making knows no bounds, this is a video from a Kroger gas station of a woman who, presumably wanting to make the most of her Kroger Fuel Points discount, decides to fill up a plastic bag with gas and put it in her trunk. I thought the double bagging was a nice touch, as well as the person just filming and not saying anything. Still, gasoline in plastic bags, that's just...wow. "Says the guy who intentionally sprays gas on the floor of his car so he can smell it all day." That's different, I know what I'm doing. "Which is?" Well not smoking anymore for one.
Keep going for the video while I fondly reminisce about the most recent time I used my grocery store fuel points and saved $2.30/gallon filling up! It was my highlight of 2019, easy.
This is a short video of a woman who, unable to distinguish virtual reality from reality reality, almost launches herself out of the gaming chair she's sitting in. What was that she was screaming? And what was she playing? It looked like some sort of flying simulator. I need answers, but most importantly I need to never hear that sound again.
Keep going for the video while I wash my ears out with sharp pencils.
This a spoof trailer made by European subscription internet television and video-on-demand service Now TV imagining Die Hard as a movie ON ICE. I don't know about you, but personally I'd take my whole family to see it every Christmas, including my uncle Ray who was cool enough to show me Die Hard in the first place, and that's gonna take some digging.
Keep going for the trailer while I take a lap around the office quoting the movie.
This is a half hour video tour of Nostalgia Video, a 1980's themed video rental store constructed in the basement of the owner's home to display his expansive VHS video collection. He also maintains an online store that sells vintage VHS tapes as well as custom VHS clamshell boxes for new movies that you can either put your existing DVD or Blu-Ray into, or transfer to an actual VHS tape for a more authentic, shit-quality viewing experience. Man, it's still pretty wild to think that just over ten years ago you had to go to a *wrestling over remote* physical video rental store to argue with your girlfriend which movie to watch. "You chose last night!" And I chose well.
Keep going for the video while I turn my basement into the tiki bar I've always dreamed it was.
Because the internet knows what the people need, this is an almost minute long video of four young fluffs strutting along to the Bee Gees' 'Stayin' Alive' on a moving walkway at an airport. Where you all headed, Cutietown? Why they don't run fast enough to get off the thing is beyond me, but maybe they actually enjoy the exercise. You know, kind of like how kids do. Now? If that had been me I would have even been standing, I would have been sitting on my suitcase eating a candy bar.
Keep going for the video, which does include some friendly competition to determine who can remain in front of the pack.
This is the 'Raspbaby Yoda' raspberry pie baked and decorated by The Pieous of PiesAreAwesome (yes they are too!). Man, berry pies are my absolute favorite. And this one, wow -- it almost looks too good to eat. *licking baby Yoda crumbs from side of mouth* Almost. Now, where can I get some of that alien mermaid milk old Luke Skywalker made look so good to wash this down with?
Keep going for several shots of the Yoda decorating process.