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No: Pedo Book On Sale For Amazon Kindle

Despite always turning down my manuscripts, apparently Amazon doesn't really care what kind of books it sells for its Kindle e-book reader. Case in point: The Pedophile's...
November 10, 2010

Mixed Feelings: Pleo The Pet Dino Is Back

For those of you not familiar with the original, Pleo is a robotic pet dinosaur that starts off as a newly-hatched Camarasaurus, and then develops a unique...
October 19, 2010

It Was Only A Matter Of Time: Na'vi Fleshlight

Note: Jump probably NSFW due to fake alien-vaj. To coincide with the release of Hustler's Avatar pr0n parody, Fleshlight is making an "alien" version of their famous...
September 30, 2010

Stop Calling The Police, IT WASN'T ME

Because I'll never stop getting this accusatory tip until I've made a statement and cleared my good name: no, I am NOT the guy in Philadelphia that...
September 24, 2010

NOT COOL BROS: Bow And Arrow Robot

Because you can't be a robot sympathizer without being a giant f***ing racist as well (how do you feel about robots again?), some Italian scientists decided to...
September 24, 2010

Not Cool: Robot Sex In New Fallout Game

Apparently the lastest game in the Fallout franchise (Fallout: New Vegas) will feature some steamy oily robotic sex, according to its recent ESRB rating. And I'm not...
August 30, 2010

Yes For Real: Fake Eyelashes For Your Car

Carlashes are eyelashes for your car (to compliment the thong). They're $25/pair (plus an extra $20 if you want crystal-stud "eyeliner"), and aimed at the women who...
August 27, 2010

Now That's A Niche Market: Zombie Dildos

WARNING: NSFW uncensored shot after the jump cannot be unseen I don't care how much you drink (I'm already past a gallon and can still see them...
August 25, 2010

GAH, SO MAD: Woman Puts Kitty In Trashcan

This is closed circuit security footage of some evil-ass witch petting a kitten named Lola on the sidewalk before dropping the cat in a trashcan and scurrying...
August 24, 2010

So Not Cash: Packaged Dinosaur Meat

Did you know Bosch makes more than just spark plugs? Me neither. But apparently they also make refrigerators and created this clever dinosaur meat marketing campaign to...
June 24, 2010