Because people are literally full of bad ideas (& partially digested food), Disney and Kirk James Cameron's production company have penned a deal (possibly in blue CGI...

Japanese cooling foam: it may look like dried shaving cream, but it's not. It's cooling foam. It makes you feel cold. Also: telling someone you don't love...

Damn, just look at those buns. And I'm not normally into guys with grey hair! America -- in one word: excessive. In two: excessive eaters. Which is...

Almost 15-years in painful development, Duke Nukem: Forever dropped in the U.S. yesterday and apparently isn't very good. Like, its reviews have pretty much blown. I'm talking...

Because vampires are so hot right now, two guys decided to create a line of perfume based on the four major human blood types (A, B, AB...

Note: Full-size version HERE. I did Photoshop the image to include all the interesting products on one page, but I didn't add any that weren't actually there....

Your iPhone constantly tracks everywhere you go and records the data on the phone (OUTSIDE AND IN ADDITION TO THE 'ALLOW TO USE MY LOCATION' GPS DATA),...

This is a dirty Princess Peach figure from Entertainment Earth (pre-order, $120). Think 'Precious Moments', then forget everything you know about Precious Moments and think Princess Peach...

Note: Video possibly NSFW on account of gratuitous melon mashing (no, NOT like Gallagher). Although it is just a commercial so it can't be that bad. This...

The Stuffed Hamburger Press molds two hamburger patties into concave 'bowls' so you can put a shit-ton more cheese and bacon inside before sealing them together and...

Suckle that teat much longer and you're gonna inhale a nipple! Because knowing when to stop doesn't exist in the American business model, Mattel is releasing a...

When it comes to proposing marriage to that special someone, I can think of at least ten better ways to do it than Facebook status update. At...

Note: Full-res version HERE. This is a map of the United States showing the result of typing the name of each state in Google and displaying the...

Because there's nothing sacred in marketing but the bottom line, Marvel will be releasing variant mash-up covers on a number of upcoming comics to really force-feed 'Tron:...

Wrapping up my hard-hitting exposé on "there is a sexy version of every costume" comes this Chewbacca getup from sessywear purveyor Yandy. YOW YOW YANDY, YOW YOW!...

Carlashes are eyelashes for your car (to compliment the thong). They're $25/pair (plus an extra $20 if you want crystal-stud "eyeliner"), and aimed at the women who...

This is a McDonald's security-cam footage of a woman who became outraged when a drive-thru attendant wouldn't sell her any McNuggets AT 6:30AM. Hey -- you've gotta...

In news that shouldn't surprise anyone who's fallen head-over-heels for a twinkly-ass vampire only to find out that, not only is he pretending his hardest not to...