why am i not surprised

Avatar Attractions Coming To Disney Parks

Because people are literally full of bad ideas (& partially digested food), Disney and Kirk James Cameron's production company have penned a deal (possibly in blue CGI...
September 20, 2011

Duke Nukem Forever Is Out, Apparently Sucky

Almost 15-years in painful development, Duke Nukem: Forever dropped in the U.S. yesterday and apparently isn't very good. Like, its reviews have pretty much blown. I'm talking...
June 15, 2011

WTF?!: NSFW Princess Peach Figurine

This is a dirty Princess Peach figure from Entertainment Earth (pre-order, $120). Think 'Precious Moments', then forget everything you know about Precious Moments and think Princess Peach...
March 25, 2011

Chinese Knocker Clamp Corset Commercial

Note: Video possibly NSFW on account of gratuitous melon mashing (no, NOT like Gallagher). Although it is just a commercial so it can't be that bad. This...
March 11, 2011

Packing On Pounds: Stuffed Hamburger Press

The Stuffed Hamburger Press molds two hamburger patties into concave 'bowls' so you can put a shit-ton more cheese and bacon inside before sealing them together and...
February 23, 2011

So Romantic: Facebook Marriage Proposal

When it comes to proposing marriage to that special someone, I can think of at least ten better ways to do it than Facebook status update. At...
December 31, 2010

Of Course: Tron/Marvel Comic Book Mashups

Because there's nothing sacred in marketing but the bottom line, Marvel will be releasing variant mash-up covers on a number of upcoming comics to really force-feed 'Tron:...
October 19, 2010

Of Course There Is: Sexy Chewbacca Costume

Wrapping up my hard-hitting exposé on "there is a sexy version of every costume" comes this Chewbacca getup from sessywear purveyor Yandy. YOW YOW YANDY, YOW YOW!...
October 7, 2010

Yes For Real: Fake Eyelashes For Your Car

Carlashes are eyelashes for your car (to compliment the thong). They're $25/pair (plus an extra $20 if you want crystal-stud "eyeliner"), and aimed at the women who...
August 27, 2010

No Nuggets Till 10:30?! GAAAAAAAAAAHH!!

This is a McDonald's security-cam footage of a woman who became outraged when a drive-thru attendant wouldn't sell her any McNuggets AT 6:30AM. Hey -- you've gotta...
August 10, 2010

Twilight Eclipse Claims Moviegoer's Life

In news that shouldn't surprise anyone who's fallen head-over-heels for a twinkly-ass vampire only to find out that, not only is he pretending his hardest not to...
July 5, 2010