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Apple Offers Free Cases To iPhone 4 Owners

Unless you live under a rock like a roly-poly you've probably heard of the iPhone 4's shitty antennae sitch (that's cool-talk for situation, FYI). Well Steve Jobs...
July 16, 2010

Newest Playboy To Feature 3-D Centerfold

Because Avatar has effectively rendered 2-D obsolete, this month's Playboy will feature a 3-D centerfold. Just don't forget to take the glasses off before leaving your bedroom...
May 11, 2010

I Don't Get It: If Websites Were Teenagers

You can't see the Geekologie kid because he's hovering above the rest with a f***ing jetpack on. That's my boy! If Internet Sites Were Teenagers [buzzfeed]...
April 5, 2010

Ya Got Me: Google Changes Name To Topeka

As you may recall, Topeka, Kansas changed its name to Google as part of a bid to become Google's fiber optic network test market. And now Google,...
April 1, 2010

Powering On!: NYC's New Condom Wrapper

New York City ran a contest to design a new logo for the free condoms it distributes every year, and apparently some guy won by just using...
March 10, 2010

Lara Croft And Princess Leia Snowball Fight

You'd think something billed as a Lara Croft/Princess Leia snowball fight would be chock-full of sexiness, right? Well don't get your hopes up, because not even Frosty...
March 2, 2010

Not Enough Meat: Raptor Eats Cheerleader

This is a video of the Toronto Raptor's mascot eating a cheerleader during the halftime show. Unfortunately, the mascot is one of those goofy inflatable suits and...
February 15, 2010

Girl Destroying Boyfriend's XBox 360

Ever wanted to see some tramp destroy her boyfriend's XBox 360? Then you're in luck. And after if you want to see a video of the halfwit...
November 26, 2009

Oh Wow: Illegal Alien Halloween Costume

This is a Illegal Alien Halloween costume that's just been pulled from Target and Amazon. I wouldn't wear it, and not just because masks make it harder...
October 21, 2009

Questionable: A Shocking Beer Bottle Opener

This is a cheap $3.50 bottle opener that shocks any idiot moron foolish enough to ignore the giant 'Shock Can Opener' graphic on the front. Plus, hopefully...
August 24, 2009

No, Wrong, No: $32,000 Golden Computers

I don't care if a computer can run a real-time simulation of the Big Bang while playing Crysis at the highest settings and rendering a HD home...
August 9, 2009