stealing

Please Don't Rob Me: Burglary Kits For Sale

Always wanted to pull off a heist but wasn't sure what kind of equipment you'd need? Well fear not, somebody's soon-to-be-prison-girlfriend, now there are burglary kits for...
June 6, 2010

And You Want It Back? LOLWUT?!

This is a Craigslist post by some guy who slept with a random chick one night only to catch her slipping one of his flash drives in...
April 21, 2010

Droid Theives Busted By Pictures They Took

Two piece of shit thieves broke in and stole two Motorola Droid phones from a man's apartment, then proceeded to take a bunch of pictures of themselves...
January 12, 2010

Cheat Sheet: Hang Up In Your Time Machine

This is part of a cheat-sheet (worthwhile full version HERE) you're supposed to hang up in your time machine so you can steal everyone's credit for discoveries...
November 25, 2009