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Shocking: Internet Browser Study Was A Hoax

Remember Monday's 'Internet Explorer Users are Dumb-Dumbs' study? Well, unshockingly to anybody who's familiar with the internet, is was faked. Also, 2-Pac's death. Hey, it's cool, Pac...
August 3, 2011

Medieval Armor: It Really Sucked To Run In

According to a recent treadmill test conducted by the University of Leeds, walking or running in full medieval armor takes twice the energy as running with your...
July 21, 2011

Girl Power!: Impractical Solar Paneled Bikini

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE. This is a solar paneled bikini designed to produce enough electricity to charge a cell phone or other equivalent gadgetry. It's been in development since 2006...
June 13, 2011

Zapping Long Distance: Taser Grenades

Unpleated khakis FTW! Seen here looking suspiciously like a vibrator, an employee of Taser International shows off the company's latest creation -- a 50,000-volt taser grenade. Oh,...
April 7, 2011

New Needle-Piercing Records Falls Short

Aryan Hopkins attempted two world records over the weekend: the most piercings in one sitting, and the most needle piercings ever. Well he got the most in...
June 29, 2010

Some News I Can Really Sink My Teeth Into

Wow, what an absolute COINCIDENCE the the FAREWELL columns just so happen to spell 'PENIS'. I mean, what are the chances? Reminds me of my senior quote...
May 5, 2010