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Remember To Play Safe: Game Boy Condoms

This is a box of Game Boy themed wiener wrappers designed by artist/illustrator Ben Marsh. Each paper Game Boy comes filled with six cartridge-condoms to help prevent...
July 2, 2010

.XXX Domain Names Finally Get Approved

Finally, you can start that pr0n site you've always wanted and slap on a .xxx domain designation (i.e. http://www.dinoassbiting.xxx). I just pre-registered like 40 sites! (38 dino,...
June 25, 2010

Chat Roulette Considering Anti-Peen Filter

Seen here using the website to expose myself on a typical Tuesday morning, Chat Roulette is considering running anti-penis software that will censor and ban dongs. Boo!...
June 15, 2010

The Shake Weight: Not Just For Women!

NOTE: Immensely homoerotic commercial is after the jump. I've been watching it on repeat. Remember the Shake Weight, the only piece of exercise equipment than can guarantee you'll...
April 17, 2010

Yow Yow: Star Wars Pin-Up/Propaganda Girls

There's nothing sexier than a drawing of a hot girl, amirite? Wrong. That was a test and you failed you little hentai-loving horndog, you. Your shame aside,...
April 6, 2010

But Can You Breathe Fire?: Dragon Man

So I don't know if you knew this or not but I threw an Easter bash yesterday that would have made the Apostles proud. Provided the Apostles...
April 5, 2010

So You Think Those Are Pretty Super Huh?

As the week progresses my brain slowly atrophies until Friday, when I can barely even think straight. Gay sex, sex with men, reach arounds! See? This picture...
April 2, 2010