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I Need A Rx!: Pill May Help Erase Memories

Finally, doctors are developing a pill that can help erase bad memories. Yes! Take two and forget to call me in the morning. The method, using existing...
February 17, 2009

Move Over Hot Or Not: A Digital Face Analyzer

BAPA (Balanced Angular and Proportional Analysis) Web is a web-based facial analyzer that apparently determines if a person is attractive or not (for a fee). You know,...
November 4, 2008

Almost Transformers, Almost Funny

Almost Transformers is a skit by Australian comedians Merrick and Rosso in which they don refrigerator and clothes dryer costumes and try to scare people walking by....
October 24, 2008

Aaaaaaah!: Scary Ass Robot Girl

This is a robot girl named Repliee R-1. She's an android built by Osaka University and based on an actual 5-year old girl. And I think I...
October 2, 2008

This Is Where Babies Come From

They just crawl out the end of this thing. Note: Possibly NSFW depending on your employer's "watching videos of kids crawling out the end of a giant...
September 25, 2008

For Kids!: Plushie Animal Head Mounts

There comes a time in every child's life when they want a unicorn. And now you can get them one thanks to the $80 Plushkill Forest Unicorn...
September 23, 2008

Wait, What?: High Heels For Babies

Heelarious High Heels are your baby girl's first precious step to a life of stripping. Made for infants 0-6 months old, the $35 shoes practically guarantee a...
September 11, 2008

The Shining: Now With More Robots!

I don't really like scary movies because I pissed myself in the theater during Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone and all my friends still make fun...
August 4, 2008

Because You Hate Your Kids: Baby Wigs

First there were cat wigs, then dog wigs, and now, baby wigs. Baby Toupees are "small wigs for small people" and cost $22 apiece. Thankfully these weren't...
July 17, 2008

Evan, 5, Gets Transformers Cake For Birthday

Evan, a 5-year old from Whoknows, Orcares, got a Transformers cake for his birthday. As you can see, it's fairly well made and features a lead-based Transformers...
July 15, 2008