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Freaky Deaky Humanoid Alien Stuffed Animals

These are the 'NiceBUY 1 Pcs Alien Plush Fun Toy Cotton Soft Stuffed The Extra-Terrestrial Weird Tricky Funny Doll Lifelike Realistic Gifts' available on Amazon. The stuffed...
November 6, 2019

Okaaaay: Creepy Pennywise Face Dissolving Bath Bombs

Because we all float down here, these are the homemade Pennywise bath bombs available from Etsy seller NaturalleSolutions. Apparently NaturalleSolutions is the original maker of Pennywise bath...
October 17, 2019

Finally, Some Slice Shaped Pizza Playing Cards

These are the novelty Pizza Playing Cards manufactured by GAMAGO and available through Spilsbury ($10, also available in donut form complete with hole -- pic below). They...
October 16, 2019

Finally, A Decent Godzilla Roar Car Horn

Note: watch your volume. This is the wireless Godzilla roar car horn available from Boom Blasters ($60). You just hook up the included horn to any 12-volt...
October 9, 2019