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Special Edition Star Wars XBox & Kinect

Microsoft and LucasArts just unveiled a limited edition Star Wars themed XBox/Kinect bundle (available December 31st, 2011, $450) at Comic-con because, hey, people will buy that. What...
July 22, 2011

Another Vibrating Japanese Facelift Thingy

SHAVE THAT NECK HAIR I CAN'T STOP STARING AT IT. Japanese beauty product manufacturers, thoroughly convinced people actually believe something that jiggles can tone and tighten muscles,...
May 12, 2011

Company To Offer Fake Facebook Girlfriends

Because sadness knows no bounds, Cloudgirlfriend.com is allegedly a real website launching soon that will create fake-ass Facebook girlfriends for dudes so they can interact with them...
March 29, 2011

WTF?!: NSFW Princess Peach Figurine

This is a dirty Princess Peach figure from Entertainment Earth (pre-order, $120). Think 'Precious Moments', then forget everything you know about Precious Moments and think Princess Peach...
March 25, 2011

Chinese Knocker Clamp Corset Commercial

Note: Video possibly NSFW on account of gratuitous melon mashing (no, NOT like Gallagher). Although it is just a commercial so it can't be that bad. This...
March 11, 2011

Packing On Pounds: Stuffed Hamburger Press

The Stuffed Hamburger Press molds two hamburger patties into concave 'bowls' so you can put a shit-ton more cheese and bacon inside before sealing them together and...
February 23, 2011

Of Course: XBox Kinect Virtual Sex Games

"New technology -- quick, how can we use it for sex?" Note: Video after jump is NSFW due to awkward, scantily clad groping. A smut-peddling software company...
December 16, 2010