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Evolutionary Robots Learn How To Hunt

So a bunch of jerky scientists who should all be hung (like outlaws, not horses) for treason against humanity have created robots that evolve. And, get this:...
February 1, 2010

Heavenly Portal Opens In Porto, Portugal

Any minute now I expect the Four Unicornmen of the Apocalypse to come riding out of that hole on a rainbow and start royally f***ing this world...
January 25, 2010

Russia To Blow Up Earth-Bound Asteroid

Okay so maybe the asteroid isn't actually earth bound, but it could be. You see, nobody can agree on how serious a threat the rock poses. I...
December 30, 2009

No You're Not!: Cleverbot Thinks It's God

For those of you who live sheltered lives, Cleverbot is a misnomered (word wizardry baby, awh yeah!) artificial intelligence program you can talk to on the internets...
December 28, 2009

Teenage Mutant Ninja Dogs Coming Soon

Apparently some teenage mutant ninja dog (TMND) action is right around the corner for Yekaterinburg, Russia, thanks to a pack of wild canines munching radioactive goo. But...
December 16, 2009

But What About Candy?: A New Food Chain

Allegedly this is the new food chain. Of course, I call bullshit because anybody in their right mind who's ever been abducted by aliens knows they don't...
December 15, 2009

WTF? NO!: Robotic Doppelgangers For Sale

Damnit, Japan -- and just last post I was singing your praises about your breakthrough in upskirting technology AND NOW YOU HAVE TO GO AND RUIN IT....
December 14, 2009

Thanks But No Thanks: Robot Shaped Lamps

They're shaped like robots and they're receiving electricity. That's playing with fire. And if I've learned anything about playing with fire, it's this: always get somebody else...
December 1, 2009

Roomba Saves Kids From Poisonous Snake

Apparently a Roomba operating in Israel recently sucked up a poisonous Vipera palaestinae, preventing it from killing a family's two children and pets. Too bad that poor...
November 28, 2009