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Boy You So Retro!: Etch-A-Sketch iPad Case

Etch-A-Sketch, realizing they're in bad shape since kids would rather play video games than sketch sad looking wieners in metallic dust, has lent its name to an...
September 21, 2010

Well Don't You Look Dapper!: Carstaches

Carstaches are the male counterpart to Carlashes: both are ridiculous and will be torn off your car in a matter of days. Hours if you live in...
September 2, 2010

When Fanboy/Fangirl Unite: An iPad Wedding

These are pictures from some couple's wedding. Whose? Katie and Aaron's. What's so special about Katie and Aaron? Their wedding ceremony (link NSFW) was officiated entirely by...
August 19, 2010

How To: Hide Your Lady-Toe With Camelflage

Camelflage panties are women's underwear with a piece of plastic (or something) sewn into the crotch that prevents the panties from forming a highly undesirable camel-toe (similar...
July 30, 2010

Emoticon Stamp: When Words Aren't Enough

Have trouble expressing yourself with words? Me too. That's why I let my fists do the talking. But for you pacifists (read: nancy boys) out there, there's...
May 20, 2010

Fashion Faux Pas: iShirts (Wear At Own Risk)

iStyle Originals is a line of iNamedThings inspired "clothing and apparel for the iGeneration". Wearing them may make you look like an iHole (it's practically guaranteed). User-friendly,...
May 19, 2010

It's About Time: 3-D Glasses That Look Cool

But not really. I'd actually feel cooler wearing Geordi La Forge glasses because at least then people would think they're x-ray specs when I'm staring at their...
May 12, 2010

Keepin' It Classy: Denim Buttcrack Covers

Because dogs shouldn't be the only ones with butt covers, somebody went and created Backtacular asscrack patches for ladies (link is NSFW). Classy, but I still prefer...
April 22, 2010

Sucky: The Pooch Power Dog Crap Vacuum

The Pooch Power Shovel (the quicker, shittier picker-upper) may look like a leaf blower, but it's not. It's also not anything I'd recommend you trying to attach...
March 1, 2010

Why Am I Not Surprised?: An Avatar Tattoo

What better way to honor your favorite film than with a commemorative tattoo on your shoulder? Sure you could just buy the Blu-Ray when it's released, but...
March 1, 2010

Not Necessary: Cat Hammock Coffee Table

The Cat Hammock Coffee Table was created by Case-Real and is a glass-topped magazine receptacle with a wicker-ish hammock for your feline companions beneath. It's cool, but...
February 28, 2010