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The New 3-D: Kinetic Movie Theater Seating

You know what the problem with a lot of movies coming out is? THEY BLOW. They were poorly written, grossly over-marketed, and suck nards. Not because they...
June 30, 2011

Hardees' Anti-Robotics Chicken Sandwich Ad

This is a short 30-second commercial for Hardees/Carl's Jr. explaining why robots have no place in food production. And if you think it doesn't somehow involve laser-shooting...
June 28, 2011

$100K Sapphire-Bladed Razor Lasts 10 Years

The Zafirro Iridium Razor is a limited edition (99) shaver with an all iridium handle, platinum screws, and white-sapphire blades that'll allegedly stay sharp for ten years....
June 22, 2011

GAAAAAAAAH!!: Creepy Makeup Neck Veins

TOO LATE WARNING: NOT UNSEEABLE. I don't like that. It's giving me the heeby-jeebies. "You mean a boner?" No, I mean the heeby-jeebies. My penis is actually...
June 6, 2011

Steve Wozniak: Humans Will Be Robot Pets

Seen here laying down some fresh beats, Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak believes we've already lost the war on robotics and humans will be little more more than...
June 6, 2011

Yeah, No: A Money-Shredding Alarm Clock

Have trouble getting up in the morning? Congratulations, you're human. Also, possibly depressed. JOIN THE CLUB. The mile-hi...no? You probably don't own a rocketship anyways! This is...
May 31, 2011

Creepy As &#%@: Sneak-Peek Of Pinocchio

So this is a sneak peak of the wooden star of Gris Grimly and Mark Gustafson's future stop-motion release of Pinocchio (produced by The Jim Henson Company...
May 27, 2011

Your Wiener, Now With More Stick-On Crystals

British men, upset that woman get to have all the 'sticker crystals on your privates' fun, have finally gotten their wish with Pejazzles: peel-off Swarovski crystal stickers...
May 20, 2011