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All The New Pokemons In A Single Picture

Note: There are 156 new species. Obviously, this isn't all of them. Hit the jump to see the entire graphic. Plus bonus video! As many of you...
September 17, 2010

Mmmm, Meaty Skin-y: The KFC 'Skinwich'

Kentucky Fried Cruelty is allegedly testing a new sandwich at select stores. What kind of sandwich? Try "5 layers of fried chicken skin, lumped on a bun...
August 18, 2010

New XBox 360: Red Ring Of Death Solved

To nobody's surprise, Microsoft announced the new XBox 360 yesterday. It has a number of notable improvements over the old brick, including: shiny blackness, a 250GB drive,...
June 15, 2010

Double Circulator: Two Fans Taped Together

The Double Circulator is the latest in flatulence-dissipating technology. Just kidding, it's two fans stuck mid-coitus (been there, done that, managed to cover myself with a sheet...
May 10, 2010

Ninja Slug: He LET Himself Be Discovered

The Ninja Slug is a newly discovered species of slug found in Borneo. I can only assume it wanted to be discovered BECAUSE YOU DON'T JUST RANDOMLY...
April 28, 2010

Xtractaurs Dinosaur Toys Sound Promising

Xtractaurs are a new line of dinosaur toys from Mattel that consist of a plastic model, and the capability to fight your dino against other kids' online...
January 18, 2010

New World Of Warcraft Expansion Coming

The latest World of Warcraft expansion, Cataclysm, is coming and there are gonna be lots of exciting new things to play and do. Plus, there's a wolf-people...
August 22, 2009

Boom Shacka Lacka!: The New PSP Go

This is the new PSP. It's called the PSP Go. You know, because it's portable. It may or may not come preloaded with porn. Specs? I has...
June 1, 2009

Queen Of England Gets Gold-Plated Wii

The Queen of England was presented with a gold-plated Wii as part of a publicity stunt to hype up new title Big Family Games, which I have...
May 22, 2009

Real-Life Warhammer 40,000 Rhino Transport

So the creaters of Warhammer went and made a real-life Space Marine Rhino replica to folks excited about the upcoming video game. And, also, to crush the...
February 14, 2009

Oh My God A New Sex Toy Thingy For Guys

The Real Touch may look like a torture device (and may, in fact, BE a torture device), but is allegedly the latest advancement in solitary male pleasure....
January 12, 2009

MacWorld Sneak Peak: The MacBook Wheel

Well folks, MacWorld begins today and everyone some people are excited to see if Apple drops some technology bombs on the world. And boy are they! Just...
January 6, 2009