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Lightsaber Fight Replaced With Acapella FX

This is the (epic?) lightsaber battle between Obi Okeydokey, Qui Jong Ill and Darth Maurader or whatever from 'Star Wars: Episode One' with all the sound effects...
July 11, 2011

Another Vibrating Japanese Facelift Thingy

SHAVE THAT NECK HAIR I CAN'T STOP STARING AT IT. Japanese beauty product manufacturers, thoroughly convinced people actually believe something that jiggles can tone and tighten muscles,...
May 12, 2011

Dangerous Games: Beware Of Nintendogs DS

Nintendogs is a Nintendo DS game intended for children whose parents won't get them a real dog. Unfortunately, the game is NOT intended for children who have...
September 29, 2010

Hands-Free!: A Mouth-Powered Light Switch

Chris Haines (not to be confused with pedo-buster Chris Hansen) designed this 'Turn Me On' power switch. It turns lights on and off not by the flick...
September 27, 2010

I Miss Shark Week: Shark Bytes Infographic

IMAGE REMOVED Note: This is only a small portion of the graphic, click HERE to see the whole thing in all its toothy glory. Well, with Discovery Channel's...
August 9, 2010

Suck It, Kraken!: Giant Whale Eating Whale

This is an artist's rendition (INVENT A TIME MACHINE ALREADY, GOD!) of Leviathan melvillei, a 12-million year old sperm whale that used to snack on other whales...
July 1, 2010

Simple But Genius: Stand-Up Toothbrushes

Stand-up toothbrushes are toothbrushes with an integrated Weeble Wobble (read: weighted base) at one end so they always stand up and don't collect shit particulate laying on...
June 22, 2010

Make Your Own Mario Piranha Plant Scarf

This is a Piranha Plant scarf made by craftster user enemyairship. Careful wearing one though, it might nip at your genitals! Here's another Mario related project of...
October 2, 2009

I WANT TO EAT MY LIPS: Bacon Lip Balm

What do you get when you cross Cheetos lip balm and bacon flavored lube? A BACON-CHEESE ORGY TO REMEMBER, AM I RIGHT? God, I sure hope I'm...
August 5, 2009