military

New Zealand Military Releases Alien Files

New Zealand has a military?! After persistent freedom of information requests, the New Zealand military has decided to release more than 2,000 pages of previously confidential files...
December 27, 2010

Know What We Need? Some Flying Hummers

Flying Hummers: I think I saw them on the menu at a Cirque du Soleil brothel. What?! I was writing an exposé! Just kidding, but I did...
October 6, 2010

Britain Rolls Out Own Unmanned Killer Jet

Tired of not having their own manless killer plane, Britain just rolled out the $216 million Taranis, a flying deathbot drone named after the Celtic god of...
July 13, 2010

Laser Rifle Blinds Enemies From 2.5 Miles

So the military has a new laser rifle that can blind enemies from 2.5 miles. That's pretty far. For reference, that's half the distance between one road...
January 5, 2010

Korean Soldiers Get New Halo-y Armor

The Rupublic of Korea's troops are stepping into winter fashion in a big way -- with all new threads and a sweet-ass rifle. The new new battle...
November 19, 2008

Wait, What?: SAS Dogs Trained To Parachute

Allegedly, German Shepherds are being trained to jump from planes at 25,000 feet strapped to SAS soldiers. The dogs will soon be deployed to Iraq and Afghanistan,...
July 22, 2008

Wasp Knife In Action: Goodbye Watermelon

Remember the WASP Knife we posted last month that injects a ball of compressed gas into the stabee and explodes their organs? Well now the company has...
July 21, 2008

Chinese Military Prepares For Olympics

So your good buddy The Geekologie Writer got what is known in the medical field as "f***ed the f*** up" last night because his wife made the...
July 3, 2008