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Not Awesome: Worst Body/Case Mod Ever

Not only does this moron have a sarape tacked to the wall as a window treatment, he's got a freaking computer duct taped to his nuts. Now...
October 28, 2008

Moron Calls In Sick, Busted On Facebook

Kyle Doyle, a 21-year old asshat from Australia, went out one night and got himself good and drunk. And then, like a little pussy, didn't want to...
October 24, 2008

I Just Pray To God She's Joking

Mark my words: I'm never, ever, driving again. The Dumbest Woman On The Highway [break] Thanks to Calypso, who's seen a tow-truck before....
September 22, 2008

I Want A Mirror Background On My Monitor

This is old. And sadly hilarious. I can't believe poor Wekweti can even use a f***ing computer scanner. How turn computer monitor into mirror? [yahooanswers] Thanks Roberto,...
September 22, 2008

Why You Don't Kite Surf In Tropical Storms

Why shouldn't you kite-surf in tropical storms? Because they'll f*** you up. Not only will they slam you into the beach, they'll fling you across the street...
August 21, 2008

Wait, What?: Inflatable Art Turd Flies Away

I don't even know. Apparently American artist (artist used very lightly) Paul McCarthy created an exhibit entitled "Complex Shit" that consisted of an inflatable dog turd the...
August 13, 2008