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Mmm, Nutty: McDonalds Ogre-Load McFlurry

Tempting, but I prefer my ogre-loads au naturale: salty. Plus green! McDonalds Unveils New Ogre Ejaculate McFlurry Flavor [buzzfeed] Thanks to couch sweet potato and Becca, who...
May 28, 2010

Man Dies After Swamp Eel Eats His Bowels

No, not bowls like cereal bowls, I'm talking bowels -- his butt-parts, yo! Shocked doctors in Sichuan, China, found the sea creature in the 59-year-old man's rectum...
May 3, 2010

Delicious Convenience: The Gravy Machine

The Bob Evans branded gravy dispenser: the pinnacle of convenience store deliciousity. And you can own your own for the low, low cost of $635! At your...
April 21, 2010

KFC Double Down Sandwich Drops Monday

We first reported on Kentucky Fried Cruelty's Double Down sandwich back in August of last year, and I thought it was real then. But apparently not, apparently...
April 10, 2010

Secret McDonald's Menu Items: The Mc10:35

The Mc10:35 isn't actually a secret McDonald's menu item because you have to buy two separate sandwiches and put them together yourself. However, it is rare and...
March 5, 2010

The Miracle Of Life: Animals In The Womb

Ever wondered what baby animals look like before they're projected out of their mothers' vaginas? Well now you do thanks to National Geographic. So yeah, thanks --...
December 23, 2009

Easy Decisions: Thanksgiving Night Flowchart

Wonder what you're doing tonight? This is what you're doing tonight. Now you don't have to think, just trace your path with a bloated, cranberry stained finger....
November 26, 2009

Science-y!: Thermal Imaging Of A Toot

This is what a toot likes like under thermal imaging. Looks kind of like a ghost, don't you think? The ghost of dinners past! Get it?! Me...
November 12, 2009

HORF HORF HORF: Halloween Brain Shots

Listen, I love the booze more than anything, but there's no way I'm drinking a curdled shot, I don't care how much it looks like a delicious...
October 29, 2009