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Finally!: Heart And Star Shaped Cucumbers

In Japan's unending quest to grow edibles shaped like other things comes these heart and star shaped cucumbers. These cucumbers represent the cumulative efforts of an agricultural...
August 24, 2009

Billy Mays Was OxyCleaning His Nostrils?

It is being reported that famous TV pitchman Billy Mays may have died as a result of drug use. Namely, cocaine. The white horse. An official autopsy...
August 10, 2009

Blocky Love: A Tetris Heart Tattoo

A Tetris heart tattoo, I love it. I can't really tell what part of the body it's on, but I'm gonna go ahead and pretend it's not...
July 30, 2009

Wuv, Tru Wuv: Heart-Shaped Watermelons

What? I CAN QUOTE The Princess Bride IF I WANT. There's no shame in my game. Or extra lives. Anyway, just in time for not Valentine's Day,...
May 12, 2009

See, This Is Why You're Fat

I'm serious, lay off the Turbaconucken. But it's just so good! *chewing* Hit the jump to see a bunch more delectable treats from thisiswhyyourefat.com that will stop...
February 13, 2009

Geekologie Reader's Bacon Beerito Recipe

Loyal Geekologie Reader Sheniferous decided to share his Beer Burrito with me. And, since caring means sharing, I decided to pass along the coronary infarction to you....
February 6, 2009

Mmmm, Gutsy: A Thorax Cake

Damn that looks delicious. I just want to eat it up. Then slather the leftovers on a naked chick, take some moderately tasteful(!) erotic photographs, and sneak...
December 29, 2008

Pfft, Hearts Are Overrated Anyways

If God wasn't too busy spiting me every morning, he'd eat this shit for breakfast. Hit the jump for a picture of the finished product....
December 11, 2008

ZOMG, Cutest Roomba Driver Ever!

This is a video of a cat driving a Roomba. Really warms the cockles, doesn't it? Speaking of which, what the hell's a cockle? NOUN: 1. Any...
November 24, 2008

7-Legged Spider Drawing Sells On eBay

Remember my personal hero David Thorne and his seven-legged spider drawing that was idiotically refused as payment for a $233.95 bill? Well the spider just sold on...
November 20, 2008

Racing Across Azeroth In Real Life

Two guys made rigs that turns running on treadmills into their characters actually running through Azeroth. They made them by attaching a bike wheel with an optical...
August 26, 2008

For The Plushie Trifecta: Plush Guts

First it was particle plushies, followed by microbe plushies, and now, for the win and trifecta, come plush guts. Each organ is about 6"-8" in size and...
July 2, 2008

OMGWTFNOBBQ?: Cannibal Banquets

A "Cannibal Banquet" is gross and involves eating a sort of fake human. Here's how the Cannibal Banquet works... a pinata-like "body" is carefully crafted, then stuffed...
June 6, 2008

Unacceptable: This Freaking Keyboard

Wow, and I thought my roommate's Cheeto and pube keyboard was bad. He's got nothing on this guy. It looks like he's trying to burn his house...
May 27, 2008