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God Loves Burritos (And So Do I!)

UPDATE: Okay so apparently I already posted this a while ago. What -- I've been drinkling, okay?! Allegedly this is a picture of God reaching for a...
May 3, 2010

No You're Not!: Cleverbot Thinks It's God

For those of you who live sheltered lives, Cleverbot is a misnomered (word wizardry baby, awh yeah!) artificial intelligence program you can talk to on the internets...
December 28, 2009

Kids Are Crazy As Hell: Dear God Letters

This is a little collection of letters children wrote to God. Some ask fairly thought provoking questions, while others just spout their ignorance like this little moron....
December 14, 2009

Who Knew?: Tetris, Behind The Scenes

Did you know that every game of Tetris is controlled by a malevolent Tetris god? I didn't. I thought it was controlled by some oldschool Ruskie programming....
December 7, 2009

South America + Africa = Tyrannosaurus Rex

Proof that God loves dinosaurs, when South America is superimposed over Africa, it forms a Tyrannosaurus Rex head. Now don't take this lightly -- several people died...
October 19, 2009

'God's Hand' Spotted Using Space Telescope

That's right, son, spotted for the first time since like the year -5 billion: God's hand! The image, taken by NASA's space-based Chandra Observatory telescope, shows an...
April 14, 2009

Anything Can Happen: Stripper Turns Nun

Anna Nobili is a 38-year old stripper veteran who has been dancing the lap for 20 years all across Europe. But not anymore! She has seen the...
April 10, 2009

Astronomers Photograph the Eye Of God

Finally, a clear shot of God's eye. The European Organisation for Astronomical Research in the Southern Hemisphere, aka (mercifully) ESO, has released an impressive image of the...
February 28, 2009

Google Maps Spots God, God Loves Hugs

This is a Google Street View of what is undeniably God reaching out to give a cornfield and 2320 600th Avenue, Hartsburg, Illinois a big, loving hug....
February 6, 2009