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Move Over, Paula Deen!: Deep-Fried Beer

That's right folks, deep-fried beer pockets. Finally, a reason to live again! Ever since the inauguration five years ago of the Big Tex Choice Awards at the...
August 27, 2010

OM NOM NOM!: Candwich Canned Sanwiches

You know what the problem with sandwiches is? They're too hard to transport. What they need to do is invent specially-sized bags to tote them around in....
July 8, 2010

Waffles. On Sticks: The Wafflesicle Machine

Let's not kid ourselves, we all know the best foods come on sticks. Case in point: bacon, corn dogs, chocolate covered bananas and popsicles. AND NOW WAFFLES!...
July 1, 2010

The Best Things Have Already Been Invented

Hang up your thinking caps, inventors, because you'll never top bacon pancakes and they were invented decades ago. Possibly by Aunt Jemima herself, who may or may...
June 11, 2010

Pure Genius: A Keyhole For Drunk People

Find yourself perpetually drunk? You might have a drinking problem. Kidding, I'm sure you're fine. But if you ever have trouble getting your key in the door...
May 6, 2010

Stephen Hawking Is Against Alien Contact

Seen here possibly competing on 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire', renowned astrophysicist and genius Stephen Hawking is speaking out against alien contact. You know, because they'll...
April 26, 2010

*PEW PEW!*: Awesome Mega Man Hoodie

This is a Mega Man hoodie designed by deviantARTist bmansnuggles. Allegedly he's trying to get the thing manufactured which is probably the smartest thing I've ever heard...
April 5, 2010

Picture Me Puking: A Digital Camera Flask

The $13 Bev-Cam may look like a crappy digital camera, but it's actually a 5oz flask for hiding booze. Get inside me you delicious megapixels, make me...
March 25, 2010

It Was Only A Matter Of Time: Bacon Beer

Bacon beer. Sounds delicious right? Well how about, oh I dunno, BACON-INFUSED BOURBON SMOKED PORTER?! My pants just flew off and they are sooo not coming back!...
March 23, 2010