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Scientists: "All Humans Are Mutants"

Scientists are claiming that each human has between 100 and 200 genetic mutations in their DNA. Me? I have two fingers....I have four fingers. Joseph Nadeau, from...
September 3, 2009

Gross!: Man Grows Small Fir Tree In Lung

Apparently some guy was huffing pinecones when he accidentally snorted a bud into his lungs, where it grew into a little tree. Please note: man was not...
April 14, 2009

Cool!: Albino Dolphin Spotted In The Wild

A pink bottlenose dolphin was spotted swimming in Lake Calcasieu in Louisiana. It is believed to be the only of its kind. 'The mammal is entirely pink...
March 3, 2009

Ooh, Monster-y: 'Frankenstein Steampunk' PC

This is a steampunk computer affectionately known by its creater Dana Mattocks as 'Frankenstein Steampunk'. Personally, I would have named it Frankensteam or Steamenstein, but that's just...
February 19, 2009

Want A Mini-Robot Version Of Yourself?

If you answered yes, I want you to leave your name and address in the comments section, as I'd like to send you some anthrax literature. You...
February 5, 2009

Monster Washes Ashore In Montauk

Allegedly this is a picture of some unknown monster that washed ashore in Montauk, on the eastern tip of Long Island. Obviously it's fake, because 1. like...
July 30, 2008

This Is What Happens...

When your neighbors are a nuclear power plant. The Chinese pig, dubbed 'Monkey Face', is apparently healthy despite being fugly as hell and having extra long back...
July 25, 2008

UPDATE: This Is What Happens...

When you send an anonymous email to The Superficial Writer with a subject line promising nude photos of Hayden Panettiere when it's actually packed with snapshots of...
June 4, 2008

John Deere Walking Tractor Is Wickity Wack

This video came out awhile ago, but I'd never seen it before, so maybe you haven't either. It's a tractor made by the now-defuct John Deere subsidiary...
January 10, 2008