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You're A Real Ninja Now: The Belt Sword

The Belt Sword is a questionable sword hidden within a belt. It was created to make dorks feel safe even though in a real-life situation they'd either...
March 9, 2009

Mmmm, The Dessert Of Gods: Meat Cake

If Jesus wasn't too busy telling that fat f***er Santa to shit down my chimney, maybe I'd bake him a meat-cake for his birthday. Hit the jump...
December 12, 2008

Thinking Makes You Fat

Thinking makes you fat. It turns out that performing mental tasks, like trying to solve problems while working at a computer, stimulates the appetite so much that...
September 23, 2008

McDonald's Offering Cell Phone Ordering

Because standing in line and ordering in person is analog and burns too many calories, a Korean McDonald's is experimenting with a new cell phone ordering system....
September 17, 2007